Nothing says party time like a pair of boobs in your face — which is exactly how 11-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte celebrated in London last night.
According to sources, Lochte — along with American teammates Nathan Adrian, Cullen Jones, and Matt Grevers — hit up Chinawhite nightclub in the Big Smoke around 11PM … and left around 3:30AM.
We’re told they drank gold bottles of champagne all night — obviously — and even ordered some Patron and Grey Goose for good measure.
But they didn’t leave empty-handed — they piled into a cab with several, very excited females … one of whom sat on Lochte’s lap, placing her fun bags a mere nuzzling distance away from his face.
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… How about that Mars landing?